Dirty, skanky and slaggy single mum or gran, please! - Cardiff

I rather think the title says it all, so if this is you, please enquire within! :)

I should say straight away that my name is a pseudonym and the pic (of Daniel Levy) is the one which most closely resembles my personal features. I'll give you my real name when we're both comfortable enough to move onto the next stage. Should we meet, it'll only ever be in public (for obvious reasons).

What I'm after is a dirty, skanky, slaggy and depraved single mum or gran with a certifiably long, messy, complicated and early sexual history who is looking for genuine adult fun with no limits.

I'll expect you to have: done and allowed plenty of stuff under the roof that, shall we say, social services might have been interested in; been exposed to most stuff from early on; be used to dressing short in (basic) wear from tip to toe; and have had your influence rub off on your sons and daughters in all sorts of nice ways! I don't mind if you're a smoker, drinker or drug-taker.

You can be of any age (there's no lower limit) and of any colour. However, you MUST be genuine, reliable, friendly, engaging and willing to share your personal stories with mine and tell the truth when doing so. No timewasters, please.

I actually live in London, but I will happily for the right (genuine) woman.

Bye. xx